May 23, 2009

Dear Dellipoo!

I've decided I'm going to be a squirel next christmas. Not a chipmonk, or a beaver, but a squirrel. Then I can stroke my own fuzzy tail, seing as anytime I try to stroke the tails of squirels around here they freak out and bite me. I might have made a mistake stroking the fuzzy one with a fuzzy mouths tail. Xok, I feel fine... Just fine.
So, yesterday I saw that the power rangers, and I saw the storm troupers. But they weren't fighting like everyone says they do. No, they were waving at eachother, and I'm sure behind those plastice facade of masks they have that they were smiling. I decided if storm troupers and power rangers can be friends then there really is hope for world peace. We can be friends, and spread waving and love all over the world. I think maybe even I can make peace with santa clause for telling everyone he's not real. He got real mad about that. I still haven gotten a christmass present sice third grade. I'm gonna try waving at him. So, love the world and the rangerees.

LOve,
JOy DAAAWN

May 11, 2009

Dear Adell,

I learned that your not dead today. This was obvious as I was talking to you on the electronic voice teleportation device. Sometimes I wonder if you can talk to the dead on it though. Or if you can see them on the Magical Moving Photo Box. If you ever die will you tell me? I can't talk to you anymore tonight. My pet unicorn is trying to sleep and getting mad at me. I hate pet unicorns. They have so many less manners than free unicorns. Sily pointy horses.-

Love,
-Joy-

May 9th, 2009 #2

Dear Adell,

Ok, I forgive you. Besides, I really need to tell you about the birthday party. I don't think it was Anybody's birthday, but it definitely wasn't Nobody's. All that matters is we had birthday cake and ice cream. It was creamy and vegetarian friendly. I like stuff like that. It tastes good, and I can eat it and all that. Yeah, that was some cake. Verry delicious. Did I mention it didn't have any meat in it. That made it the best cake ever. One day I'll make you no meat cake. Good birthday. I still wonder who it was for. I liked it.

Love
-Joy-

P.S. Christian Bale wasted 1 hour and 32 minuts of my life today. I hate it when he does that. Normally when we get together he has a lot of fun things to do and says stuff thats cool. Today he just stunk, and had a funny face the whole time. EW GOO!

May 9, 2009

Dear Adell,

I hope this finds you not dead. I thought about if you were dead today and my world stopped. Dread and darkness filled the world and I think I stopped breathing, for like a split second at least. That would be horrible. If you really died it might stop longer... and then I'd be dead! And it would be all your fault! Your horrible! How could you think about doing that to me! I'm not sure I want to talk to you anymore.

Love
- Joy-