Oh, so that's what that button does...

DelliPOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Today is the 2nd of March in the year of 2011.
I had to tell you I found myself in Wonderland, but all the Narnians said that Wonderlands contract had expired, so Middle Earth was returning. I decided that a war between the three would be just too painful, like eating a watermelon before you cut it up. I wonder what would happen if you cut up the moon? Would you have a never ending supply of cheese? But I bet it would be nasty cheese. The holy stuff smells like my feet, and that's not very nice precious.
Oh, I actually came to say I heard a song that reminded me of you, and now I want to write you a song just like it. I don't think they'll mind if I borrow the lyrics... or the music. And maybe the actors singing it too. So there you have it. I just made you a song!
Love you like I love the loaves of my feet!
From your souless sister! (It's me, Joy)